New! The Overton Window: The Blackout Poems

2010-06-16: New! The Overton Window: The Blackout Poems

What do you get when you take Beck's latest book, scan in some pages, then use markers to black out most of the words? Poetry, that's what!

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Congratulations are in order to Glenn Beck, who is 2009's Misinformer Of The Year

WE WON!

WIPO ruled in our favour. The domain GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com is ours to keep. However, we're giving it to Glenn Beck. See below.

Special thanks to my lawyer, First Amendment Attorney, Marc J. Randazza, without whom I would have gone crazy:
Marc Randazza. Lawyer and genius - check him out.

WIPO made this decision in our favour. The decision was based on this response and this surreply.

All of the case documents, including the less exciting ones, can be found here.

Mr. Beck has yet to respond to our request that he agree to the First Amendment applying to this case, but I suppose it's a moot point now � the arbitrator applied it anyway.

My letter to Glenn Beck, giving him control of this domain, is here.

PLEASE USE GB1990.COM, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

You can get to this website by going to DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com and GB1990.com. Really, the latter domain is so much easier to type. Please note that the GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com domain has been given to Glenn Beck immediately. I no longer control that domain. Beck does.

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We wish Glenn Beck only the best as he recovers from appendicitis. After all, the sooner he recovers, the sooner he can deny the vicious rumours that are spreading...

(We do sincerely wish him a speedy and safe recovery)

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Welcome

This site exists to try and help examine the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. We don't claim to know the truth -- only that the rumour floating around saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 should be discussed. So we're going to do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.

Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations? We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990 - in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?

A Short Guide To This Site

This site is the official website about the controversy.

We are, however, not the originators. Please see the "The Origin" links on the left to see how it all got started. (The Saget roast and the original Fark page)

The official forum can be found by using the "The Forum" link on the left.

Breaking news can be found on the News link.

Check out the various links to see some of the original content, current video, etc.

Tip: Check out the bottom of this page for a very important top secret piece of information.

A Longer Guide To This Site

Although the vast majority of visitors get the joke, a small minority don't. I keep trying to make it clearer and clearer without ruining it for everybody else. Well, this section is now written for you.

First of all, we're not actually accusing anyone of rape and/or murder. We didn't chose the nature of this meme (see the "origin" links to see where it came from on Fark, and the origin of the 'rape and murder' idea from the Roast of Bob Saget, where Gilbert Gottfried performed).

Second of all, we're not trying in any way to spread any rumours that anyone might have raped or murdered. The entire point is that it's so over the top that it should be clear that anyone believing such a stupid rumour is a moron. And anyone thinking we're trying to sully Beck's name in that manner isn't understanding what we're here to do.

We are definitely accusing Glenn Beck of using questionable tactics in order to spread his message and garner higher ratings. You see, we believe Beck uses tactics like the top part of this site - we'll get into some examples in a minute - and he uses them with no disclaimers, with all apparent seriousness. We, on the other hand, have clearly labeled our site as a parody, right from the beginning; and because a very few seem not to get it, we keep trying to make it as clear as possible. (Unfortunately, there's just no helping some people, apparently.)

That's what differentiates us from Beck. We're TELLING you up front that the rumour is a lie; that the rumour is horrible; that it got you to visit this site and listen to what we have to say. But we're also TELLING you that the rumour itself is false, over the top, and stupid. We have nothing against Glenn Beck, the man. We do object to certain tactics we believe he uses, sure. And this is how we are protesting - using those tactics to point out examples of his use thereof.

"But," you say, "Glenn Beck is good for America! He's pointing out the truth! You libs just hate him!" First of all, this isn't about liberals and convervatives; Republicans and Democrats. This is about Glenn Beck, whom we believe is one of many who are tearing this nation apart. This is about patriotism and love-for-country - the kind that Beck and his ilk claim to have, we believe for the sake of ratings and money.

But instead of just talk, how about a few examples? IF you're short on time, skip to about 60 seconds in:

Here's a more recent case:

Even more recent:

Many thanks for the folks on the forum helping collect these. Many more to come!

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.